Jun 30, 2026
It's time for Dayna to rekindle an old (and somewhat Nabokovian) romance on the leafy orb that is Bucol 2.
Our very own Lolita finds her ancient flame (the mononymed meddler, Justin) and he lets her stroke his hairy beast. Meanwhile Sleervalan is still plodding on with her pointless new identity and offing all those...
May 31, 2026
After some ill-advised joy-riding from Avon, the Scorpio is in dire need of an overhaul.
Luckily, some psychopathic clowns fly by and show the crew their assets, leading to a trap, a fight and a heist.
But why's Avon's heart even stonier than usual?
Is there a maximum IQ entry requirement for the Space Prats?
Are...
Apr 30, 2026
It was (nearly) called a land fit for Helots. Mudskippers, more like.
But it's a place that's much in demand, with a puppet leader about to be installed and a sinister snooker player hoping to replace him. Even the mysterious and strangely familiar Commissioner Sleer is taking an interest...
But what does Dayna wear in...
Mar 31, 2026
Our heroes are just a door away from Scorpio and escape from Xenon.
But even Vila can't open it without Avon and he's just got himself embroiled into a war of the sexes. Meanwhile, Tarrant keeps his neck braced and Dayna gets so frustrated by the obdurate Orac that she simply has to punch someone.
Will our heroes ever...
Feb 28, 2026
Our heroes are back... albeit in reduced circumstances.
Stranded on Terminal with only Links, gobby snakes and an exploding escape vessel for company, Avon et al look to be up a certain creek with no means of propulsion... until a rescuer arrives.
But who is the mysterious Dorian?
What sort of kinky relationship does...